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Monday, August 24, 2009

10:33AM - Chuck Norris probably know you are reading this...

Found this on a dead Twitter account:

Current mood: giggly

Friday, October 31, 2008

8:32PM - Chuck Norris - an idol to the young, and an idol to me. I couldn't say this better...

I'm Voting for Those Not Yet Born

by Chuck Norris (more by this author)
Posted 10/28/2008 ET
Updated 10/28/2008 ET

My, how the landscape of elections has changed. Remember when the issue of abortion used to matter to conservatives in political races? Today presidential nominees can get away with murder, literally. They can smoke, toke and hang out with terrorists who do. What were once considered legitimate leadership litmus tests are now regarded as off-limit character assassinations and hate language. Recently, some nonprofit organizations have been threatened with the withdrawal of their tax-exempt statuses because their leaders merely voiced opposition to what they consider a moral issue: abortion.

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Winning the election is not just about what the underdogs -- such as John McCain and Sarah Palin, two maverick pro-life advocates -- should do. But it's about what the citizens who are fighting for the underdogs can do. We the people must stand up, go back to the basics, and once again vote our values.

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Sunday, December 2, 2007

6:21PM - Chuck Norris's endorsement for President




Here's a Chuck Norris fact you may not know. If Chuck Norris endorses you and appears in one of your campaign's TV ads, you take the lead in an Iowa poll and your Web server crashes. That's what happened to Mike Huckabee, the shrewder-than-you-realize former Arkansas governor (sound familiar?) who has become a major player in the tight Republican presidential race.

Monday, November 5, 2007

5:43PM - !ALL HAIL CHUCK!

Chuck has recently deigned to let the general public bask in his glorious aura once again, staring in a commercial for the Honda Ridgeline.







If that embedding doesn't work for you, here's the url
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mg8EMmOWQI


Chuck desires comments and new material on his #1 fan site. He told me.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

2:43PM - Kicking Chuck Norris' ass

1:48 AM 10/18/07 · For some odd reason or other, Chuck Norris has worked himself into the American mindscape as being completely and totally unbeatable. He's featured in a number of online games this way, the odd soda commercial, and several repeat appearances on Family Guy. Don't get me wrong, Chuck know hus stuff and I used to love his films...but more often than not the only place you can find him these are a bunch of early morning infomercials for exercise equipment.

He had his day and I love checking out his stuff. Hell, you put on Walker, Texas Ranger and I'm fairly mesmerized. Still...as tough as he is, he's really not that tough.

I could take him in a fair fight.

Pretty much wipe the floor with him.

Of course, he's had decades of martial arts training...and I haven't. In order to even things up, make it a fair fight, I'd need some things. Nothing too unusual...just stuff:


Did one of these a stretch back for Jet Li: Clicky! Did a quick skim for Jet Li communities first, only found one that was barely active, posted it there too.

Think I'll poke around and see if there's any Chuck Norris comms that might benefit from this list..

Current mood: mischievous

Monday, October 30, 2006

2:53AM - Chuck is back!

OMG everyone, check out Chuck's new movie, The Cutter, airing Wednesday, 11/1/06, on Spike, channel 325, at 6:00 P.M. Pacific time.

Don't miss it. He pwns nazis.

Tuesday, August 1, 2006

2:44PM

This community looks dead, but I'm hoping that out there people are still viewing it. You can help Chuck Norris be immortalized as a bridge! Info:

A NEW bridge in Hungary could be named after Hollywood action movie actor Chuck Norris unless the trend turns in an internet vote organised by the Economy Ministry.

Votes for the "Chuck Norris Bridge" had attracted 8725 votes or 11 per cent by latest count, just ahead of those cast in favour of naming it after Hungarian humorist Geza Hofi and three times more than for Szent Istvan, founder of the state.

Full article at:
http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,19987390-5003402,00.html

Here's the direct link to the voting page. It's not in english, but if you search for chuck norris you'll see the voting bubble.

http://www.m0hid.gov.hu/szavaz

Viva Chuck!

Thursday, April 6, 2006

9:24PM - Hello Everyone!

aah... This is the co-maintainer of the community. Yasaininja and I have both gotten to see this community go from just 2 to 64 members. Alright!!! May the Chuck be with you always.

Wednesday, April 5, 2006

8:21PM - Colt

I have been wondering something for a long time: where have all of these random sayings about Chuck Norris come from? Yesterday in Calculus a boy told me that Chuck Norris invented intercourse. I got so mad that I punched him in the throat. I just don't understand. I love Chuck Norris and always will, but I just don't like hearing undeserving people throwing his name around like so much trash. So where did it all originate?

Current mood: confused

Sunday, April 2, 2006

1:36AM - Hey Look, It's the Mystery Founder!

Hey everybody, I would like to apologize for not being around for the past 4 months; it's due to several things, mainly my not having internet access, but now that I got a new router that shouldn't be a problem any longer.
Anyways I'll probably be working on the community a bit. Welcome to all our new members; may Chuck spill blessings upon you.
Until later, eat your bacon.

Current mood: bacon

Friday, March 10, 2006

2:55AM

Happy Birthday, Chuck Norris.

Current mood: cranky

Thursday, February 16, 2006

11:29PM

If you think Chuck Norris on the Daily Show would be nothing but SHEER AND UTTER AWESOMENESS, click Here and post a comment saying so :D

1:55PM - It's like a badge, but it doesn't make you a Ranger.

Maybe this has been linked before, I dunno because I'm relatively new. But here is a way to shout out your allegiance to the Beard. Wear it proud and loud, America!

http://www.bustedtees.com/shirts/hero

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

10:14AM - Should you grow a beard?

Just joined to indulge my fascination of all things Chuck.

Have any of you taken this test lately? http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=1049938988565298952

It's not too hard to avoid the dread "roundhouse kick to the face" but the test is worth it solely for Question #15, or How Chuck Escaped Certain Death in Lone Wolf McQuade. And everyone knows that JJ McQuade is the original Texas Ranger. Walker's got nothing on McQuade, or his supercharged Dodge.

Wednesday, February 8, 2006

2:22PM

Thought I'd pop by and say hi...kind of a lurker, but love all things Chuck, love Walker, Texas Ranger, roundhouse kicks to the face, and the knowledge that there's no chin under that beard.

A friend passed this one to me, and I thought I'd share the wealth:



Looking forward to getting my daily dose of Chuckstacy!

Current mood: amused

Thursday, February 2, 2006

5:15AM - Banner

Hooray for me, I made some crappy banners for this community! :D

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Current mood: creative

4:49AM - I <3 Chuck

You guys have to watch this flash for the Chuck Norris bit!!


http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

4:05PM - Jimmy and Chuck

I don't know how it is in the rest of the country, but here in Chicago WFLD is playing the Yes, Dear episode with Chuck Norris this Friday. Here is the listing.

Yes, Dear - "Jimmy and Chuck"
WFLD, Fri Feb 03 04:30pm CST

Monday, January 23, 2006

4:49PM - Young Chuck Norris

Did you guys see this?

http://www.youtube.com/w/Young-Chuck-Norris---SNL?v=NBSpNPzVsMM

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