I have been wondering something for a long time: where have all of these random sayings about Chuck Norris come from? Yesterday in Calculus a boy told me that Chuck Norris invented intercourse. I got so mad that I punched him in the throat. I just don't understand. I love Chuck Norris and always will, but I just don't like hearing undeserving people throwing his name around like so much trash. So where did it all originate?